Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

if you have learned anything about world war II you will like this and may think its funny but if you don't you may be confused.